Bonjour mes amis!
Today I am NOT cooking but I will show you some of the things I plan to eat in Paris!
Warning….mouth watering pictures to follow…
of course….and LOTS of it…with butter…
Looking forward to all this variety…with the bread
and some of this
I’ll eat real meals too, like…
him: crock what?
me: it’s a grilled ham and cheese, you’ll love it
him: (relieved) oh, OK, good
me: but you have to eat it with a fork and knife
him: I’ll do whatever you say, the French are weird
me: one more thing
him: what now? I have to stand on one foot while I do it?
me: no, but it might have a not completely cooked egg on top of it
I’ll squeeze in a few of these
And I have a feeling….lots of these
me: oh, one more thing
him: (exasperated) What now?
me: you won’t get ice in your drink
me: maybe you’ll try drinking wine?
him: no, I can drink water
me: um, they really don’t give you water as a rule
him: what CAN I drink?
me: you love mineral water, the have that all the time
him: OK, good
me: (whispering) warm mineral water
him: what did you say?
me: well, it won’t have ice either…..you liked that French beer I bought!
him: I suppose that will be warm too?
Vive la difference!!